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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals 

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

Looking Baller 

When one looks absolutely mega fucking swag, not to be messed with, since drip is contagious
Frasier- Hey Helen, you are Looking Baller today, you look like you have drip and fucking swag
Helen- I always look baller

looking balls 

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes

balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth 

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.
Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.