Longjaw

A deepthroat blowjob.

I need some longjaw tonight.

Longjaw by Danny Ocean December 4, 2003

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

LongHawk25 

A Band originating from Scarborough, Ontario. They play a combination of Ska, and fluffy punk. All of the band's members are poseurs as they all live with their parents, and aren't drunk everyday. The lead singer is known to take off his clothes during performances, the bass player is the only member with a shred of talent in the band and the drummer doesn't have a single musical bone in his body, but he does have a herb garden.

Person A: I hear that lead singer, the one from that LongHawk25 band is a Rapist.
Person B: Fact.

LongHawk25 by penis25 June 20, 2010

Longjacking 

a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.

to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.

example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup

"As of now, Reflec07 is not only good at longjacking, but also vibro."

Longjacking by Reserv0ir November 29, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004