Longjaw
Longjaw by Danny Ocean December 4, 2003
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longjaw mudsucker
A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.
The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015
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LongHawk25
A Band originating from Scarborough, Ontario. They play a combination of Ska, and fluffy punk. All of the band's members are poseurs as they all live with their parents, and aren't drunk everyday. The lead singer is known to take off his clothes during performances, the bass player is the only member with a shred of talent in the band and the drummer doesn't have a single musical bone in his body, but he does have a herb garden.
LongHawk25 by penis25 June 20, 2010
Longjacking
a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.
example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
Longjacking by Reserv0ir November 29, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!