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long throat 

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from a short distance away and tries to preform deep throat from a jump of a great distance. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. When she was ready, she started running for the bed.
long throat by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007
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long throat 

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.
long throat by Adam Proctor November 18, 2007

Washington Long Throat

When two males are having sex and one sticks a sex toy in the others throat eventually causing them to vomit which will cause both males to then hump the vomit until climaxing
Me and by buddy Jake were hanging out and having fun and he decided to give me a Washington Long Throat

Long Throating 

I love long throating boys.

I long throated Jim last night.

longthroat 

When one's significant other preforms deep throat from a jumping start. A combination of "long jump" and "deep throat"
The last time he preformed longthroat, David jumped from 2.5 meters away and damaged his larynx.
longthroat by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026