long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

longpork

The meat of a human, specifically when used in reference to culinary arts. Usage is similar to the words 'beef' 'pork' and 'venison'.

"Damn Jimbob, this sure is some tasty barbecue, what did you say it was again, pork?" "No, longpork. Close enough though, try the ribs, he was a jogger." "Huh?" *host wanders off*

by neomunk August 6, 2008