long johnson
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
long johnson by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014
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long johnson
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
long johnson by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014
Long Johnson Larry
The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
Long Johnson Larry by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020
long johnson cat
long johnson cat by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
Oh Long Johnson
A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.
Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
Oh Long Johnson by froggypriza August 21, 2012
Oh Long Johnson
Made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show exasperation or surprise.
Alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. Like a "oh, snap!" type of thing.
Alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. Like a "oh, snap!" type of thing.
Guy 1: "Have you paid the rent yet?"
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."
Oh Long Johnson by Sociopanda January 14, 2012
Dick Long Johnson
Dick Long Johnson by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012
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