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long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

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a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

Get merch