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long head 

Long head (or long 'ed) is a term usually used to describe someone (or something) that is long; however, it is more directly used in reference towards a person who is lazy/idle/unmotivated/annoying/self worshiping

'Im going to Download festival this year'
'Im not; too many long heads trying to out metal each other'

'Why are you late for work?'
'My car wouldn't start. It was being a long head'

Elton John is a long 'ed

long head by Dave Burden January 5, 2008
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Long head 

Long head by XpoloassassinX July 25, 2019

long head 

a male with really long hair and is a bit strange.
long head by G lee July 11, 2006

Long head 

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???
Long head by Whateverselena March 17, 2019

Long head 

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.
Connor Murray is a long head.
Long head by Skty May 23, 2022

Long head ginger 

A long headed ginger

Referred to a person with a abnormally long head but has a long head meaning they have double no soul

Since that they have a long head they can double as a tennis racket

They are often aliens looking to steal souls

Also there dads would have probably left them while drinking Stella
Omg look at that long head ginger mist be Harrison Lowe
Long head ginger by By some g November 29, 2021

double head long horn 

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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