"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015
Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
by Mitchell M. October 21, 2019
a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.
by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019
John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
by i like poopee September 11, 2021
Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
by Markusftr June 9, 2017
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021