LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.
Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.
Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"