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When you piss, shit, sneeze, and discharge all at the same time.
Omg that was so funny i think I might Lonf all over the place.
Lonf by Honeymoney112 October 16, 2021
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lonf lonfa lonfer LONFOG
LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.
Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.

Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG
LONFOG by LONFOG April 8, 2010
a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead.
:man im tired
yea me too
:dude, i wanna lay down
go ahead, use my lonfa
lonfa by Shinoske January 4, 2009
@kkristynnnn
kristyn is a lonfer
lonfer by dieirjnffn November 25, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026