LONFOG

LONFOG, acronym or abreviation for Land Of No Fireworks Or Guns. Basically, this is another name or nickname for New Jersey, a state which bans all consumer fireworks and severely hinders its populace from exercising the second amendment.

Tim-Oh fuck man, I gotta live in LONFOG
Jim-Yeah man its a real shame you have to live in New Jersey. You cannot get fireworks or guns.

Damn this stupid state, I cannot get a gun for self defense or fireworks to celebrate 4th of July. I wish I could move out of LONFOG

by LONFOG April 8, 2010

LOTFOG

Last One Touches, First One Goes:
Used to describe the rest in between sets in Swim Team practices.

You're going to be doing three sets of four laps (or 100 yards), the rest being LOTFOG.

by swimmer245 July 17, 2010

Lonog

To jump in the air while singing the Barney Theme Song.

At the end of Barney, I will lonog to show my enthusiasm.

by Family Man July 1, 2008

Lonloghelran

The entire bee movie script but with the iconic move star Nicolis cage's name in all caps at the end

man 1 :Dude did you see the bee movie 2 script?
man 2: no what is it?
man 1: it's a Lonloghelran!
man 2: we aren't friends anymore

by Eccenctricaid September 20, 2020