by michael and andrew November 06, 2010
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
by ThePariahDog April 15, 2012
A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.
A spontaneous boner, if you will.
A spontaneous boner, if you will.
by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 14, 2008
a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 02, 2005
When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
by Draginack August 05, 2008