Out of the blue, a friends sends you a text that reads:

"My feet are cold; I feel old,
I might eat some bread with mold,
Which, for me is quite bold.
It's too bad I have a cold!"

To which the only logical reply is "lolsh"

lolsh by lolsh March 25, 2010

lolshird

Laugh out loud so hard i randomly die.

Of course no one really dies from loling . . . .

Patrick: Hey dude, i saw your new girlfriend today, shes so ugly it made me lolshird!
Steve: Well thats a shame, seen as im dating your sister.
Patrick: Oh.
Steve: lolshird. Dumbass.

lolshird by Legendnesses July 21, 2009

LOLSHILMM

Laughing out loud so hard I lost my mind.

Knock, knock

;Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

;You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

; LOLSHILMM

LOLSHILMM by polarbear;] February 13, 2010

lolshark!

Look closely...it's a drowning man being chased by a shark with a baseball bat!

lolshark! can be more clearly seen in the following diagram:

lol........shark!

lolshark! by lolsharker October 21, 2011

LOLSMTMTVFOAMCGA

A new a acronym for when something HILARIOUS happens
LOLSMTMTVFOAMCGA stands for "Laughed out loud so much that my tele-vision fell over and my cat got angry".
It is pronounced (LOL-SMUT-MUT-TUV-FO-AM-CUGAH)

that was so funny i LOLSMTMTVFOAMCGA!

LOLSMTMTVFOAMCGA by Gitfacepoopypantslobsterlimbs November 28, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026