Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.
Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.