LOLtxt is an expanded form of text-speak, a second language for the digitally-dependant.
In addition to the standard text-speak abbreviations like "lol" for "laughing out loud" or "TTFN" for "tat ta for now", LOLtxt also includes shortened phrases like "txt" for "text" which aren't strictly abbreviations but still maximise keypad and finger energy efficiencies.
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Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.