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LOLtxt is an expanded form of text-speak, a second language for the digitally-dependant.

In addition to the standard text-speak abbreviations like "lol" for "laughing out loud" or "TTFN" for "tat ta for now", LOLtxt also includes shortened phrases like "txt" for "text" which aren't strictly abbreviations but still maximise keypad and finger energy efficiencies.
Duz ne1 noe wer I can get a LOLtxt or txtspk tranl8tr?

"Does anyone know where I can get a LOLtxt or textspeak translator?"
LOLTXT by OriginalChogan February 21, 2009
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Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion
Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit
loltits by Mr McFace December 16, 2008
Related Words

Lolttack 

Bob: LOL
John: LOL
Jacob: Whats with the LOL?
Bob and John: We are LOLTTACKing you.
It is a term used to express a great deal of humor Lolttm means laugh out loud to the maximum. Also when you're texting it can be a word to end the conversation
Bro did you see gabes stains on his shorts

Yea bro, all I could say was Lolttm

Insert boring text here

Lolttm

No text back
LOLTTM by Dawggystle98or69 March 18, 2016
LOLTTM: An abbreviated term for the phrase, Laugh Out Loud To The Max! usually used to express ones need to roll around on the floor, perhaps whilst eating waffles (see ROFLEW
Dude 1: OMG! That guy totally shot his own foot!
Dude 2: Dude, LOLTTM!!
LOLTTM by Ahsando May 24, 2009
laugh out loud to tears
for get LOL tha pic literally had me LOLTT
LOLTT by ticklthiselmo August 13, 2009

Lolexterathon

n. 1. An event wherein one watches several back to back episodes of the television show, Dexter. 2. The process whereby a series of Dexter episodes are watched is succession.
Person 1: Hey there chicky babe, wanna join me for a lolexterathon?
Person 2: For sure, I would love to watch a series of Dexter episodes in succession.
Lolexterathon by Warrio May 7, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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