A way of saying "i dont care and i probably didn't read half the bs you just wrote, go die in a hole, lol"
Probably the WORST thing you could say to somebody sending you a long, long, heartfelt, or important message.
Guy: Hey I really like you, you make me feel so happy and warm inside, being around you makes me really happy and just simply getting a text from you makes me smile and you just warm my heart. You're so beautiful and your laughter itself is so contagious, ____ you're so perfect.
A god of the internet known for his fondness of hybridization and millenarism. He is associated with Loki, who himself being half-troll and half-wargod is associated with Odin, and thus Freija. He is a nail tech and plans to usher in new waves of change with a ship built of crew cuts.
As an internet god he brings bountiful lols, loves the milk of lolcows and has a penchant for cutting down white knights as well as old fags.
His favourite day of the week is every day for he never tires. His compatriots include Pedobear and Shotacat
Alternate spellings include Leloki.
It is unwise to utter his name except in mythical discussion. However all nerds should know that Loloki is an usher of cold northern trade winds.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.