A bitch who when fucked shows no expression and is indifferent to being totally pounded, much to the frustration of her sexual partner.
"Hey man I heard you fucked Brianna last night"
"She is a log bitch"
"What you mean man?"
"She is absolute shit in bed. If I fucked a tree it would feel more than she did"
"You got a small dick man that's why"
"Fuck off"
I bashed my dick into this girl, gave her good cunnilingus and sucked her tits, but she was like a log and hardly reacted to anything I did. I am now insecure and have to reevaluate my sexual performance and measure my dick again thanks to that log bitch.
"She is a log bitch"
"What you mean man?"
"She is absolute shit in bed. If I fucked a tree it would feel more than she did"
"You got a small dick man that's why"
"Fuck off"
I bashed my dick into this girl, gave her good cunnilingus and sucked her tits, but she was like a log and hardly reacted to anything I did. I am now insecure and have to reevaluate my sexual performance and measure my dick again thanks to that log bitch.
by Ann H. Coulter May 26, 2019