loezie 

A stupid comedian, if you happen to find a loezie beware of its traits. Loezies are usually unbearably hilarious. And have a tendency to give a name to any random object. And pack. Couple snacks when you meet a loezie. they love to eat

Loezie is so unbearably funny

loezie by LlamasAreSoSexyOMG December 17, 2017

Sean Lozier 

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.

Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.

Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009

lolzies 

when u laugh at something that u don’t really give a fuck about but you try to make the person seem like they’re funny

*fucking lame ass joke*
LOLZIES

lolzies by kfrazier April 15, 2019

lolzie 

1) Bastardized form of "LOL" which incidentally stemmed from an AOLer's short-hand version of "haha"
2) LOL KTHNX U R 2 COOL OUCWUTIC??/ U HAF AOL 2? I WANT 2 NO U IRL.

1) ROFFELOLZIE THAT WAS FANTASTICAL, FANATICAL!
2) <@versusraven> I sent the guest a link to Tubgirl, when I was like "LOLZIE ON YOU", h4h4h4.

lolzie by versusraven June 27, 2003

Lozzie 

A girl with dark brown hair and amazing blue eyes. Is extremely beautiful but very modest. Is also the best at art but again, does not like to admit it. Listens to rock and is a big fan of Unicorns.. Well, she is a unicorn herself, after all.
Likes cupcakes and giving her friends nicknames like Jizzy, Sugar Bear and Jack-off.

Is hilarious, intelligent, and is a great friend.

Does not deserve to be treated badly or judged because she is too much of an amazing person.

WE LOVE LOZZIE <3

“Dude, that girl is beautiful..”
“Yeah, her name’s Lozzie.”
“No shit, Sherlock.”

Lozzie by Izzehlieksyou July 6, 2011

Lolzies 

A more extreme way of saying Lol. Its when Lol just to tame and lmao is to extreme its kinda in the middle and its above LOLZORZ.

It is yet another thing my hyper friend asked me to define.

Person1: is it lol!!??
Person2:is it lmao!?
Person3:its neither its LOLZIES!

Lolzies by I said dont ask me my name BITCH February 8, 2008

lolzies 

a word sometimes used by two individuals in a situationship to ease the sexual tension

"i made you a playlist lolzies"
"no way lolzies"

lolzies by PUTABEHAVE October 27, 2020