Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.
the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.
they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.
When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.