Skip to main content

Lobster Boy 

(Lob-sta-boi) First sighted in Cancun, Mexico Lobster Boy emerges from a mix of ADD, severe sunburn and extensive alcohol consumption. Lobster Boy always kills it in the club with sick dance moves and fancy hand gestures. Although he acts like a dick to all the ladies at the club/pool bar they flock to his side, these girls are referred to as lobster girls. His signature move is the lobster crawl and is know for insighting with 100+ people he doesnt know. His hobbies include spending the last of his money on mexican baby doll puppets, and verbally assaulting women. There have been recent sightings of Lobster Boy in Albany, New York but he mainly resides in Cancun.
"Wow did you see Lobster Boy killing it on the dance floor, he was such a dick to all the ladies but they still wanted him"

Person 1: "Oh my god that extremely sun burnt guy just dunked me under the water and ran away, hes so dreamy!"
Person 2: "holy shit thats the infamous lobster boy!"
Lobster Boy by No one shhhh May 22, 2014
Lobster Boy mug front
Get the Lobster Boy mug.
See more merch

lobster boys 

Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.
The lobster boys lost to the Lighting 8-2
lobster boys by lobster boys June 14, 2021

Lobsterbot 

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.
Lobsterbot by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobsterboy_vr 

Bruh lobsterboy_vr is better than chazervr at gorilla tag
Lobsterboy_vr by Lobsterboy_VR March 16, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026