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la llorona 

The crying lady that latino parents scare their kids with if they aren't behaving or doing what they're told.
La llorona is going to come and get you if you don't eat all of your frijoles Juanito.
la llorona by Ruca13 August 26, 2008

la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star

A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.
LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.

La llorona 

La llorona or some people call "the crying lady" DROWNS children because her children got killed I describe her as "if I can't have you no one can" she wears a wedding dress and crys "blood"
"I heard la llorona drowns kids...."
La llorona by Tikki spots on! April 12, 2022

La Llorna Porna 

Teenage boy pastime of stumbling across pornographic magazines in the ditches.
Louise was playing in the ditch only to uncover the treasure La Llorna Porna
La Llorna Porna by NoirRawTick December 15, 2012
A Leorona is someone who puts friends and family first. Always stands up for others when they are in trouble. If you wanna have a good conversation with someone you can go to a leorona they are hella fun to be around. They might seem intimidating but really on the inside they are just as hurt as some people. They hate crying in front of people so when they do cry, they will be alone. Leorona’s might also be assholes at times but that’s just their temper. They can get set off early so careful with that. Overall they are the best friend you could ever have b/c they will ALWAYS have your back.
Person: you can’t be a leorona. You get hella emotional in front of people very fast
leorona by Leo42069 June 16, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026