livmon 

Someone who will screw you over every time and then expect more. He will offer you your own stuff back or what he owes you in exchange for sex because no one will bang him for free. He will always be a pussy, well not a pussy because he doesn't have the depth or capacity to give anyone pleasure so... little punk ass bitch might be a better term, unless he's at a chevron gas station where there are cameras and then he turns into a monkey banging his chest acting tough when an hour before at the park he almost wets himself when you just show up. He has 0 redeeming qualities as a human being. Make sure to guard your ideas, inventions, money and car or he will jack you. He is a very good actor.. makes you believe every word he says and turns around and cold heartedly does the exact opposite (when he's in a safe place of coarse). He sends unsolicited dick pics to everyone he knows half the time it isn't even of his. He especially likes to take advantage of struggling single moms and people with big hearts who just want to help. Honestly it would have done the world good had his mother just swallowed him instead.

A hooker would rather spend time with the green river killer then a livmon.

There should be a warning system like the tornado warning system if you get to close to a livmon.

There should be a warning on a livmon like that of a cigarette pack. Caution: may cause deep regret and overwhelm with dark thoughts. Please see the emergency room if you experience any suicidal thoughts.

livmon by The girl who said no June 17, 2022

Limoner 

lemon juice on your cucumbers

Astrid made limoner for lunch one day and brought it to math class to eat.

Limoner by Danielle.is.smart November 24, 2019

Salvador Limones 

Single-handedly leading the only group of people to give a shit in the land of the dead. Sal is the leader and founder of the LOST SOULS ALLIANCE (LSA) and doesn't take shit from ANYONE. He rocks. Finally dies at the end of Grim Fandango by biting his explosive tooth, releasing a nerve-agent onto a bad-guy. What a hero.

Viva Le Revolution!!!

Salvador Limones by Matt C August 21, 2004

livonia public schools 

Livonia MI public schools. probably the worst public schools system in the US. has like no money and hires awful teachers who cant keep there dicks in there pants. vaping and nudes is very common throught the system.

ana; did u here about Livonia public schools?
m: oh yeah that trash place? ew

livonia public schools by sarawolkowicz January 13, 2019

Walking Limonia 

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.

"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"

Walking Limonia by Ishness February 28, 2009

Limon

Absolute baller, many may see him as a dick but he is the nicest and most loyal guy. Even if he may be a dick some times, he is also a lemon acid in nature but sexy sour.

Bro there’s Limon

Limon by Alexfardum156 November 2, 2019

ac limon 

1. New White Widow variety. The white layer of crystals that cover this lemon smelling cannabis plant are abundant. The high is overwhelming and pure pleasure. Get ready for a new generation of White Widow.

alternate def.
2. Also, an underground rap artist out of Sacramento, California. single: "slo motion"

I smoked some of that ac Limon this morning and i was chillin all afternoon.

"AC the one who be puttin the lemons in your ice tea"
-AC Limon

ac limon by Kaduby June 11, 2006