livers

females that keep parties krunk

The party was wack due to the lack of livers.

by Coola December 21, 2007

Pussy Livers

When you fuck a bitch and you pull your dick out and it’s covered in small blood clots that look like livers

I pulled my dick out and it was covered in pussy livers.

by HannahPistol August 26, 2019

Chicken Livers

Chicken Livers is the code phrase used to alert others that a nice pair of mammary glands are in our presence. It is used so not to alert the woman of the fact that she is being objectified.

Wow! Nice chicken livers!
Check out the chicken livers.
I could go for some chicken livers right about now.

by "Sammy" August 19, 2009

chicken livers

The sweetest sweetbread found in a chicken. Fried with hot sauce, even fine chick can love them.

I converted a demon from the dark side, with some fried chicken livers.

by thrillshow June 26, 2008

Lambs Livers

Canadian Author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( Steven Livers ) for stealing a book idea. Lambs Livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash.

Lambs Livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in Kingston, Ontario.

by Sandra Olms October 21, 2008

Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025

Liver Belt

The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.

The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).

If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.

Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."

Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"

by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009