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Pussy Livers
When you fuck a bitch and you pull your dick out and it’s covered in small blood clots that look like livers
Pussy Livers by HannahPistol August 26, 2019
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Chicken Livers
Chicken Livers is the code phrase used to alert others that a nice pair of mammary glands are in our presence. It is used so not to alert the woman of the fact that she is being objectified.
Wow! Nice chicken livers!
Check out the chicken livers.
I could go for some chicken livers right about now.
Check out the chicken livers.
I could go for some chicken livers right about now.
Chicken Livers by "Sammy" August 19, 2009
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chicken livers by thrillshow June 26, 2008
Lambs Livers
Canadian Author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( Steven Livers ) for stealing a book idea. Lambs Livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash.
Lambs Livers by Sandra Olms October 21, 2008
Orphan livers
When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated
"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"
Orphan livers by The lemoner April 14, 2025
Liver Belt
The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Liver Belt by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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