little fool

tyler manning! he WON the national championship of the little fools in may of 2024!! he also won the subtitle of the smallest trinket in the whole lands. blue eyes, brown curly headed boy!!!

“who is that?”
“that’s a little fool, known as tyler. also known as the smallest minuscule fool known to man”

little fool by biggest fool April 15, 2024

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littlefolktraphobia

The fear of large groups of little folks (also known as dwarfs or midgets) in one place

There was a little people's conevention at the hotel I was staying in so I locked myself in my room due to my littlefolktraphobia

littlefolktraphobia by Big Nasy D February 5, 2010

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Littlefoot

Short guy with a small dick, usually very annoying. Tends to act like a women, or an asshole trying to impress his friends.

littlefoot wont shut up!

Littlefoot by brahhh16 January 23, 2011

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Littlefoot

A little foot is someone who has pathetically small feet for their size. It often means they are week, and often times collect their own turds because they have a hard time developing hobbies.

Brett- “my friend also has size 10 feet but he’s like 4-5 inches taller than me”

Gertie- “that’s because he’s a littlefoot ass bitch”

Littlefoot by Longdonglizard December 6, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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