Little elf

Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.

How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!

Little elf by Django Elf March 21, 2021

angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

angry little elf by y-dawg December 7, 2009

angry little elf

dom coyle.

dom coyle is an angry little elf.

angry little elf by santa claus arooo January 24, 2009

littleeleven2 

A username taken by a photo editor on Instagram that hasn't posted in a while

person one: hey have you heard of littleeleven2?

person two: yeah they're that really inactive editor on instagram

littleeleven2 by Carlos :{) November 11, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019