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litest

when someone is hella lit and always pumped asf
damn this girl is the litest person i know she's always so crazy and fun
by basicbitchthatshellalit July 18, 2016
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Litastical

An adjective that means something to be wicked awesome and fantastic all at the same time
That party was litastical with all of that diet coke.
by Litastical21 July 20, 2016
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lifestain

1) refers to the mark or puddle left by a person when blood has been shed. Sometimes in the form of a blood trail.

2) refers to the debris left when an intricate little device has been smashed on the ground; ie: cell phone.
"oh balls there's a lifestain on my car door!"
"yes, Leon. I doored a preacher this morning when i borrowed your whip.
by intellektualspew May 27, 2008
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Lo-Fi Lifestyle

A way of life characterized by feelings of coziness, nostalgia and the spirit of adventure.
After a hectic week at work, I look forward to my weekends when I can embrace my Lo-Fi Lifestyle, listening to vinyl records and enjoying a warm cup of tea while reading an exciting comic book.
by CozyExpress December 30, 2022
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Lifestyle creep

Lifestyle creep refers to a phenomenon where an increase in income leads to an increase in nonessential expenses (things you don't really need).

When this happens, things that used to be luxuries become your new normal, you perceive them was if there essentials.

This phenomenon can start a loop:

You get a raise, so you have extra money.
You have extra money, so you spend more money.
You spend more money, so you live check to check.
You live check to check, so you work harder.
You work harder, so you get a raise.
Person A: I just got this huge raise, any ideas on what to spend it?

Person B: I think you should save it, lifestyle creep is easier to prevent than to stop.
by <o> __<o> no July 8, 2023
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Refers to people who are in well-paid, cosy, cushy jobs - who don't actually do any real work but are exceptionally talented at justifying their own worthless jobs, wasting money and making sure that whatever happens their own job stays justified and safe so that they can maintain their own cushy lifestyles. Good at feathering their own nests and shitting in other people's.

Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.

Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
by Sauron's contact lens June 22, 2012
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Liestrong

A terrible example of a human being that sacrificed numerous other people (ruining their lives in the process) to obtain a self serving goal.
If corporate America had a slogan it would be Liestrong.
by theJexster January 16, 2013
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