liquid crack

A nickname for the cheap, fortified wine by the name of Cisco.

It's often called a "bum wine" because of how cheap it is (plus you have to be a full on alcoholic and/or bum to not think it tastes like shit)

Best thing to drink if you want to get fucked up and wake up in some odd place and not know how you got there. Drink a good amount of it, and you're almost guaranteed to go on a violent rampage and wake up naked in a field with a hooker named Shantiqua who's Adam's apple is bigger than yours.

Yo, wanna run up to ABC Liquor with me to get a couple bottles of liquid crack? I feel like getting tipsy as fuck tonight."

by T-TKC November 6, 2007

liquid crack

cisco

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)

Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.

by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009

liquid crack

A fourty ounce malt beverage, the cheapest legal high your can get. OE only please.

i think it's easier to say fo'ty than liquid crack.

by Billy-b April 22, 2003

liquid crack

a delicious cup of coffee

"That is a fine brew. This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine." -Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"

by Re(wind) April 5, 2007

liquid crack

an alcoholic beverage comprised of:
1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 part Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps

sometimes made with Bacardi 151 instead of Rumple...depending on the bar i guess...also called "liquid cocaine" or "fucked by a grizzly bear"

yo bartender! a round of liquid crack please.

by birdfather June 30, 2008

Liquid crack

Pertaining to a liquid that causes ex·cita·bili·ty or in·tox·i·ca·tion. Stupefaction or excitement by the action of a chemical substance.

"Man, this Red Bull is like liquid crack!" "I just love liquid crack!"

by Catherine Wallace May 20, 2004