lions den

Place you really, really dont want to be.

Bob: OMG DON'T GO TO NEAR THAT LIONS DEN!!!!
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SNAP!!!!!!!

lions den by bixxo July 18, 2006

lions den

A scary place, if you are entering one take great precaution. A double rap is highly recommended. A vagina with enormous amounts of foliage, possibly even migrating onto the inner thigh area. But sometimes this area can be one of the safest to explore, it is possible this cave has never been spelunked and the owner is unfamiliar with proper upkeep and preperation of the carpeted entrance.

I hooked up with this Arabian chick last night and man, I had trouble munching on that lions den, I had to put on a miners helmet to find the wetspot.

lions den by Christobon January 7, 2008

lions den

at the state of extreme hunger to hover over ones food and eat ravenously will shoving massive portions of food into ones mouth...usually making grunting noises and rarely looking up from the food

"Yo Ev after the 'session' you went to the lions den on that lasagna, i heard you in the kitchen"..."Yeah i kno but i was mad hungry that shit aint stand a chance"

lions den by mossham April 2, 2006

lion's den 

A very dangerous and risky place to venture into.

Berlin is a heavily defended lion's den. Bombing it will be suicidal.

-WW2 B-17 Pilot

lion's den by Phalanx.spartan20 May 10, 2018

Lionz Den Fitness 

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

Lionz Den Fitness by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024

the lion has awoken from his den 

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

the lion has awoken from his den by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015