bixxo's definitions

Zune

The Toshiba Gigabeat S, with a wheel over the buttons and 2 buttons on the side. Microsoft's hope to enter the digital music player market, using the same business model that Apple used- software intergration.

Will probably come up second best to the iPod, not because it's a revolutionary player, but because it has a new, big brand name.

Some suspect plans from Microsoft to steal market share, such as paying to transfer iTunes songs to the Zune format, preloaded content (confirmed), and amazing deals. Apparently, they will be losing money with each Zune sold, and expect to make it up in the long run.

Guy 1: (Listening to GigaBeat S)
retard: HAHA!! That thing sucks!! Check out this Zune! It pwns that peice!
Guy 1: WTF? (punches retard)

by Bixxo October 3, 2006

macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

by Bixxo June 11, 2006

ka fucking boom

The one and only way to demonstrate an explosion that is larger that the average kaboom. Where a kaboom usually only takes out everything in a 50m to 1km radius, a ka fucking boom will most likely decimate an entire city.

Sue: What happened when he pressed the big, shiny button in the pentagon?
Bob: Ka Fucking BOOM!

by bixxo July 18, 2006

lions den

Place you really, really dont want to be.

Bob: OMG DON'T GO TO NEAR THAT LIONS DEN!!!!
...
...
SNAP!!!!!!!

by bixxo July 18, 2006

tagar

Really cheap computer sold only through the chain previously known as radioshack. Usable for basic computing, but otherwise useless for any hard tasks. (like starting up)

I had no money, so I bought a Tagar computer! After it crashed a few hundred times, do to the slow speed and the fact that it had windows on it, I blew it up and bought a iMac.

by bixxo July 18, 2006

hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliophobia

Ironically enough, that hell-big word actually means the fear of long words.

Ho- Do you have any phobia's?
other ho- Yeah, I have hippopoto... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ho- Do you mean hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliophobia?
other ho- (head explodes)

by Bixxo June 20, 2006

intel

1: A company that designs and manufactures CPU's. Intel often pioneers new technologies, which are quickly copied badly by rival AMD. The number of new chips they manufacture is amazing, most of which are amazing in comparison to the competition.

2: Intelligence.

1:
Retard: This AMD Athalon 64 x2 warped my motherboard!!!
Guy: Um, my Core 2 Quad is running under load at 40 Degrees:)

2:
This guy gave me some intel, then I capped him.

by Bixxo August 17, 2007