A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.
"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.