Like a Ben 

To forsake all other stats and associated items, in favor of taking solely movement speed.

Dude. I'm stacking movement speed like a Ben.

Like a Ben by Reyler December 18, 2012

body like a benz

A person who is thicc around the bottom half

Guy 1: oi dude check out this bitty

Guy 2: Damn son! She's got a body like a benz

body like a benz by Freddie fkn frank April 17, 2017

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012

Bend over and smile like a donut 

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

Bend over and smile like a donut by Hypo October 28, 2009

Bent like a Berg cock  

Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".

A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".

Bent like a Berg cock by Lesra December 13, 2008

bent like a wet noodle 

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005