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lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
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lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

Lightning Crotch 

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).
"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."
Lightning Crotch by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

lightning crotch 

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.
"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"
lightning crotch by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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