where someone intentionally puts a status they dont agree with about themselves. this could be in the form of a girl saying 'can't believe that bitch called me ugly, i know i am there is not a need to say it' in most cases no one has said a thing to the girl she just wants the guys to say she looks good or 'peng'. it can also be in the form of rating, 'rate me one to ten, even though you will not give me over a 1 I'm ugly' however tread on this carefully if you then say a number withing the 7-80 region they will say 'oh I'm least a 9' even though previously they were a 1 in there own head.
When a person on facebook post statues all the time. Mostly and more likly about their life. These "lifebook" status are very annoying and no buddy likes them. Help make the world to be a better place and stop these mad people.
Jessica(20 mins ago) : OMG i was just at McDonald's and i only orderd fries :((( wahhhh.
Jessica(10 mins ago): wow i ate so much i feel fat. wahhhh
Jessica(2 mins ago): ughh some one make me feel better htc(:
Jessica(1 min ago): im bored some one text me wahhhh
Larry Buckley(just now): Dear jessica, this isnt lifebook, now delete your fucking facebook before i rip your toes off, shread them and make you drink it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.