by Duvalgator904 August 2, 2021
A generally unattractive Ichabod Crane/Olive Oil looking person, gangling in appearance, with a face that suggests mild retardation.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 6, 2009
A grub. Someone who never brings anything with them to a party (food, beer, etc). A parasite on the party or group of friends who brings them along. Someone who borrows things and never returns them. N.J. slang from Clifton back in the 1980s, still used around this area.
The dude showed up empty handed & he lerped beer from us all night.
No way, we're not bringing him to the party, that guy is such a lerp!
As soon as we lit a cigarette this guy came up and lerped one off of me.
No, that guy can't borrow any of my tools, he's a lerp.
Those lerps stole the keg!
No way, we're not bringing him to the party, that guy is such a lerp!
As soon as we lit a cigarette this guy came up and lerped one off of me.
No, that guy can't borrow any of my tools, he's a lerp.
Those lerps stole the keg!
by zenbeer December 28, 2007
n; The noise a dog's nose make when kissing your face.
v.tr; To be a dog and kiss a human on the face.
v.tr; To be a dog and kiss a human on the face.
by McFunsalot July 6, 2011
When you have a stupid moment and you can be classified as being a derp but your moment is just so much more queer.
by Damient November 11, 2013
1) To shout in a high calm and peaceful tone at someone.
2) To jump very high and happily into the air
2) To jump very high and happily into the air
1)Lerp: “Leerrrrp “Emilyyyyy”
by philosophergemme February 17, 2019
Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 6, 2009