The Leprechaun is a creature seperate from all other creatures and is infact, its very own genus. There three humours to a Leprechaun and they are malice, hatred and whisky. Only when these three are in perfect balance does a Leprechaun reach its healthiest state. They are spawned from those little wells where people throw in pennies. Not only is this a waste of change but also seriously endangers the human race.
That Leprechaun has stolen my feet and now its stealing somebodies whisky.
That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.
That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.
That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
by Fergal McDougal ibn O'Blarney June 16, 2006
Middle aged, newly single/divorced, feeling themselves again, uncovering their inner grown ass women, looking for guys to hook up with but They usually end up being idiots and douche bags. Leprechauning usually kicks in at phase 1 or 2 of being single again. If you’re lucky it won’t last long!
Mary went leprechauning again last night and hooked up with that 45 year old who rents a room from his ex wife and works at the car wash.
by Exzahedah August 25, 2018
I am not sure if anyone else knows about this or if my friends and I made this up, im sure somebody knows what im talking about...
"The Leprechaun" is the act of sneaking up behind someone in a crowded room, sticking two fingers into said person's bum and sneaking away unbeknownst to the person. Of course this is in reference to the small mythological creature, who are very hard to catch in the act of anything. Obviously works better on a young lady with a short skirt on, but be sure not to touch the vaginal region, as that is sexual harassment.
Not to be confused with a credit card , where one merely slides the finger up the person's crack.
Can also used as a verb. Leprechauned: the act of giving or recieving a Leprechaun.
"The Leprechaun" is the act of sneaking up behind someone in a crowded room, sticking two fingers into said person's bum and sneaking away unbeknownst to the person. Of course this is in reference to the small mythological creature, who are very hard to catch in the act of anything. Obviously works better on a young lady with a short skirt on, but be sure not to touch the vaginal region, as that is sexual harassment.
Not to be confused with a credit card , where one merely slides the finger up the person's crack.
Can also used as a verb. Leprechauned: the act of giving or recieving a Leprechaun.
My fingers kindof smell of butt, because I just gave Earl the Leprechaun. or; I just Leprechauned Sally, boy is she confused.
by Jackson Turner October 16, 2006
The pains chiefly associated with a male's erection grinding against his female partner during heavy sexual play. See dry humping. Often adding to arousal at onset the pains proceed to become excruciating and ultimately frustrating, often reducing the ability to retain erection (hard on).
Origins:
From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
Origins:
From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
"Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would just have sex, all this grinding is starting to chafe my loins something awful."
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
by Belvadir May 4, 2008
when ur getting head and u say to the girl, "hey look a leprechaun!" and when she turns to look u bust ur nut in her ear.
by fuck yea i get leprechauns April 25, 2005
by Purplecrocpot April 9, 2022