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Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)

lentini-vision 

Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.
My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.
lentini-vision by Liver lips January 13, 2008
Beautiful, Nice and great over all girl:)
Oh wow lenika is the best
lenika by JJ05847 October 28, 2019
1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks
I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.
lenties by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019
"ay bud pass the lentils" "sure"
Lentil by gatoradepiss420 December 19, 2016