lendt

The past tense of lend, not the event called Lent. It's from those tongues that pronounce the word still as if it's the present tense but quickly add something to make it past tense, or when your from the South.

Oh, man. She totally lendt me that thing.

by Master of beargreen August 12, 2023

Lentildo

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Lenduk

Lenduk, a word commonly heard in the modern village of Bandra, Mumbai, refers to a pellet or a piece of semi-solid anal-waste. It's used to describe a singular piece and many pieces are described as 'Lenduks'.

" Aye men, last nights spicy curry has given me the lenduks!"

"Look men Hayden, your baby is playing with the dogs lenduk"

" Come here you lenduk! I'm gonna whack your ass!"

by Scottiethehottie November 8, 2011

The Length

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

by Mister Back December 15, 2011

lendza

Shy person, really nice, very nice friend, I don't know what I would do without her 😀

Is that Lendza?
Yep 👍 I hear she is really nice

by Lendza February 5, 2017

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.

Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)

by AnimationGamer November 13, 2017