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Lemon pie 

The act of having vaginal intercourse. Once the male has ejaculated inside the woman, he then proceeds to urinate into the woman's vagina. After this has happened the woman proceeds to push both the ejaculate and the urine out of her vagina.
I totally lemon pied my girl friend last night.

Dude I introduced pee into the relationship by lemon pieing my girl last night.
Lemon pie by Sqaides February 28, 2011
Words you can keep

Lemon Pie 

Something that is easy and straightforward to accomplish. Alludes to the ease and simplicity of an actual slice of lemon pie.
Tom: How long did the project take you?

Tim: Less than an hour. It's like lemon pie!
Lemon Pie by airglow November 30, 2011

lemon pie 

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.
You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!
lemon pie by Friday13 August 6, 2010

lemon pie 

why dont you ask my cat
lemon pie by kicky July 17, 2003

Lemon Meringue Pie 

The act of a man cumming inside a woman vaginally, then he continuing to fuck her until the combination of semen and fem juice becomes a white frothing foam. After the foam is made, the man will then proceed to urinate inside of the woman, acting as the lemon filling.
This chick wanted me to cum and piss in her, so we wound up making Lemon Meringue Pie.
Lemon Meringue Pie by raichupal5 January 11, 2013

lemon merengue pie 

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.
I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.
lemon merengue pie by joe999888 February 10, 2007

Lemon Cream Pie 

To ejaculate into the orifice of a man or woman, then leave your penis in said orifice until the point where you are able to urinate. You then urinate into the afore mentioned orifice, after which your conquest contracts the orifice muscles and forces out the ejaculate and urine as if the contents were under pressure.
Holy hell, Dave gave me such a lemon cream pie the other night...I'm gonna have to have my parent's couch professionally steam cleaned.
Lemon Cream Pie by Tommy Harris March 12, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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