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leigh high school 

weird ass school in silicon valley. half of the school is hella smart ppl who want to get into stanford, while the other half destroys the fucking bathrooms in their free time. everyones depressed and ppl try and act ghetto even thought they live in a 1.5 million dollar house.
leigh high school student a: holy shit i wanna transfer to los gatos high or branham so fucking bad

b: why lol
a: didnt u see the bloody tampon that someone left on the toilet seat today?
leigh high school by fuxkthisshxt September 23, 2019
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Southern Lehigh High School 

Southern Lehigh is a rural school in a rather wealthy area of majority homogeneous (white) student population; nevertheless the influx of African-Americans and Puerto-Ricans has severely damaged its reputation of late. Often times considered an athletic cesspool by outsiders, one has to look no further than the swim team to find the heart and soul of the athletic, academic and social community*. Southern Lehigh graduates and students alike pride themselves on their ability to consume mass quantities of alcohol with apparent ease*.

*All references to things “good” are 98% a reflection of the graduated society
The studly swimmers drank copious amounts of alchohol while rejoicing in their social greatness

Southern Lehigh High School 

Southern Lehigh High School is a place that was curated by the devil himself. If you are looking to become calloused by a place and the people within it, you have come to the right place. There is a certain cruelty and hatred that exists here that is unfathomable and unbelievable. Surrounded by a depressing atmosphere of flat, wet, fields that were often cold and plagued with a wicked wind chill, you cannot even escape the coldness of the people you are surrounded by. There is no diversity in terms of beliefs, race, religion, sexuality or honestly any other factor. It is a bubble that is hardly escaped because it is only in this high school that racism, homophobia, and other forms of blatant disrespect and ignorance are swept under the rug time and time again. The administration is no better than the student body, as most of them attended nearby high schools with similar beliefs.
"Did you hear about the bomb threat at Southern Lehigh High School?"
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."

Southern Lehigh High School 

A suburban high school in south eastern Pennsylvania, known to people of the area as "the rich school". This school is loaded with preps, posers, emos, and is seriously lacking in any racial diversity. It is also known for it's massive alcohol consumption and wild school dances.
-"I'm really bored, I wish there was a bitchin party we could go to."
-"Let's crash the Southern Lehigh High School prom!"

Northwestern Lehigh High School 

Very small high school surrounded by cornfields, located in New Tripoli. For fun they drink 40's and get blazed. Small school, chill people.
-"you are from Northwestern Lehigh High School where's your tractor"
-::lights a blunt, flips the bird:: "here's my tractor bitch!"

Lehigh Senior High School

A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.

Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.

The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.

"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"

As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process!
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.
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murderhobo 

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