Left Boob

The scheming left breast, always bitching to the heart about the inadequacies of boyfriends and husbands.

This disloyal boob is known to squash and deny all sexual activities by convincing the heart the man is the devil.

Dude i got this girl to her room last night, but i was cock-blocked by the left boob again!

Left Boob by The Breast Man June 1, 2011

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Mila’s left boob day

On July 16th, 2021, Mila will show her left boob

Ya’ll know what’s happening on July 16, 2021 right? It’s going to be Mila’s left boob day!

Mila’s left boob day by guavivia December 28, 2020

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Related Words

Left Boob • loki’s.left.boob • Mila’s left boob day • left • Left-Wing • Left 4 Dead • left nut • left-handed • left on read • Left-eye

loki’s.left.boob

the best and funniest mutual you can get

loki’s.left.boob is my favorite mutual

loki’s.left.boob by yeah.i shift. July 9, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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