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The scheming left breast, always bitching to the heart about the inadequacies of boyfriends and husbands.

This disloyal boob is known to squash and deny all sexual activities by convincing the heart the man is the devil.
Dude i got this girl to her room last night, but i was cock-blocked by the left boob again!
by The Breast Man May 07, 2011
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