ledouche 

A mock sneezing sound meant to mask the fact that you are calling someone a douche.

Person A: Check out my sweet Van Halen tatoo across my back!
Person B: {fake sneezing sound} LeDouche

ledouche by Butiki T January 22, 2008

ledouche 

v. to be a douchebag with a desperate nature.

v. having sex every night with random sluts to feel complete
n. canadian

yo you were being a real ledouche last night.

did you ledouche those ho's?

ledouche by rachel roseiol September 1, 2009

guy ledouche 

Pronounced GEE Ledouche a member on MXC (takeshi's castle) who tells the games and interviews fallen contestants. Dubbed with a perverted french mans voice but even without the dubbing he seems perverted. Also has perverted needs and is seems to go for any type of sex know matter who or what you are

1- "crawling in the deep dank region looking and straining for a thick black vein!"
2-bathe me NOW!

3-repeated line Guy like!

4-Vic: And coming up last is Milker Shanks, he's a bull milker.
Kenny: What kind of cheese comes from that?
Vic: I don't know, but it doesn't belong on a bagel.

5-B'jork: I have disgraced my family.
Guy LeDouche: How so?
B'jork: In my country you disgrace your family if your breasts get wet.
Guy LeDouche: Um, Guy will dry them off for you. Ahahahahaha!

guy ledouche by mxc luver December 17, 2004

Guy LeDouche 

Guy LaDouche (pronounced Gey Ledoosh) is a creepy bisexual character that they made by dubbing with a creepy french accent for the show MXC or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge aired on the tv channel "Spike TV". The dub is not at all what is really being said and it is edited to be hilarious, which it is. He always says "Guy LeDouche here," before he talks to the contestants or says what games are going to be played in that episode.

Guy LeDouche here, today we will start off with Eat Shitake, then move on to Log Rollers, then head to Irritable Bowl Syndrome, and finish with Brass Balls, Vic?

Guy LeDouche by Toki Wartooth7 February 22, 2008

Shia LeDouche 

Noun: Someone Resembling the douchy qualities of Shia LeBouf.

"Paco's such a Shia LeDouche sometimes."
"Fosho, dude. The other day he was following me around and making fun of five year-olds.
"What a Shia LeDouche!"

Shia LeDouche by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

guy le douche 

One of the best interviewers on television today. He appears on the show "MXC" (most extreme elimination challenge).

This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.

Guy le Douche should have recieved an award for his stellar interview with the lady on the "meat handlers" team.

guy le douche by Act As If July 18, 2004

ladouche 

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.

Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!

ladouche by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008