A lesbian who likes to be inflated like a balloon. The Lesballoon is the "inflatee" in the situation, and if they have someone else inflating them (the "inflator") they prefer it to be another female, bonus points if the female inflating them is a crush/girlfriend/wife.
I watched as my girlfriend inflated full of helium, like a balloon! I thought it was just her ass that was going to inflate, but her belly and breasts did too! Now she's not even recognizable as human! She's a big round perfect sphere! She's a lesballoon!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.