A lesbian who likes to be inflated like a balloon. The Lesballoon is the "inflatee" in the situation, and if they have someone else inflating them (the "inflator") they prefer it to be another female, bonus points if the female inflating them is a crush/girlfriend/wife.
I watched as my girlfriend inflated full of helium, like a balloon! I thought it was just her ass that was going to inflate, but her belly and breasts did too! Now she's not even recognizable as human! She's a big round perfect sphere! She's a lesballoon!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)