1.One who is infatuated with the influencial 70's rock band Led Zeppelin and is correct in thier assumption that Led Zeppelin was the greatest rock band of all time.
2.Any of the number of huge fans or loyal followers of Led Zeppelin.
"Hey man, you check out VH1? Led Zeppelin got voted the best Hard Rock band of all time!"
"It's a victory for Led-Heds everywhere, my friend."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"