Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from
Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it
by Quicksand Jesus May 06, 2004
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A small town in central-eastern Pennsylvania with few redeeming qualities populated primarily by close minded people, none of whom had the balls to migrate away from this God-forsaken town. No nightlife, essentially unattractive people, and nothing in the way of culture. Most of the men are ignorant douche bags and the women are either fat and/or are desparately involved with the douche bags because they are so afraid to be alone they are willing to compromise and accept what little Lebanon has to offer. Come visit if you are seeking an extremely mediocre experience and you have a strong desire to experience regret.
I was initially upset about having to have an anal probe until I realized that at least I wasn't in Lebanon.
by PaLawDawg November 08, 2009
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Lebanon is a country in the Middle East which is thirty percent Christian and has a stronger economy than Syria, run by a thirty-five year-old eye doctor, Bashar al-Assad, who cannot muster much popular support even among his own people.

Famous Americans of Lebanese descent include - Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, Christy McNichol, and brothers Michael and Tony Shalhoub
Popular resentment on Lebanon is now being directed not as the United States or Israel, but at the dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad
by Mark M March 19, 2005
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1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.

Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.

2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.

3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.

4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.

5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.

6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)

7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.

8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.

9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!

2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?

Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?

3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth

Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!

4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!

5) Sans definition

6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)

7) -Have you seen Rita?
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.

8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!

9) See audio on top left of page
by FadieZ March 23, 2006
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Lebanon is a country in the middle east. It has GREAT food, I'm tellin you it's the best food ever made. The women there are soo hot that if you get too close...you might melt. It's all nightlife over thurr, and without many laws, it can seriously get exciting. Most people say it's the best nightlife in the world. It's a pimps life I'll tell you that. Just make sure u kno who ur talkin 2.
tourist 1-how old u have to be to go to a club in this place?

tourist 2-dont matter.
by baller4lifejammal August 30, 2004
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this shitty little city in pennsylvania. i should know. it's boring as fuck. but i guess some people like it.

home of the lebanon cedars. which suck ass.
dood. this party sucks! it's almost as bad as lebanon!
by erin :D August 17, 2008
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A great place to be, but not right now!

So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
It's quite exotic and fancy, like Dubai

because of f*ckin hezbollah and those damn rockets that America keeps supplying, Lebanon is ruined.
lebanon is a great place

not right now tho :-(
by ethanazn August 27, 2006
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