Le epic is known to be a dead meme saying epic to something epic as long as you don't fail saying le epic la epic is not acceptable and ly, lo , lol , ee, yeet, government shitdown and others to epic is not acceptable le epic will be the new epic but more epic now go shit in the toilet after you read this. PRAY TO BIG CHUNGUS
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.