Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.

Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.

by swon February 12, 2021

LBJ

The one part on 1st gen Tacos that is apt to fail before frame rots in two.

Man, I almost died when that lbj popped going down 25E. My Taco did the rim slide.

by swon February 11, 2021

All the way

Hitting a homer with your lady. After you round third base you want to go all the way.

After a month with trying and only getting to second base with Amanda I hit it out of the park and went all the way.

by swon February 11, 2021

Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.

Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!

by swon February 11, 2021