He's the type of guy to always put a smile on your face.
He makes your day just by telling you one of his lame jokes, but it makes you laugh.
He has a hard time showing affection but he tries really hard in small ways to show you that he cares/loves for you.
He has a super huge kind heart and he has the cutest smile ever.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"