laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Laying tile

Laying Tile is the act of giving a boss or superior a blow job.

The reason the toes of his boots are worn off is because he has been in the office Laying Tile.

by Real definition man January 17, 2018