law dog 

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

law dog by Joe July 15, 2004

Law Dog 

A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.

ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.

ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.

Law Dog by WhyTheFuckDoYouCareHu? August 6, 2011

law dog 

a slut who's a lawyer

Look, Gio, here comes my girlfriend, the law dog

law dog by eric b. February 5, 2003

law dog 

a cool lawyer chick

law dog by ryan February 5, 2003

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

dog law by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

Buckley's Hot Dog Law 

Two hot dogs are never enough, yet three hot dogs are always too many.

Campbell thumbed his nose at Buckley's Hot Dog Law when he reached for his third hot dog. He would soon regret this decision.

Buckley's Hot Dog Law by buckles75 March 18, 2011

Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership

"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"

Dog Law by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025